(Verse 1)
Down in the heartland, where the winds do blow,
There’s a tale ‘bout a product, y’all need to know.
Had a little issue, on my ranch so wide,
Petit poo smells, I could no longer hide.

(Chorus)
Petit Poo Remover, you came to my side,
Turned the stench to fresh air, far and wide.
Petit Poo Remover, you’re a cowboy's dream,
Making messes vanish, like a sunbeam.

(Verse 2)
Old Bessie the cow, and Hank the mule,
Both had their moments, breaking the rule.
But with a spray or two, or just a little dab,
That Petit Poo Remover, grabbed a smellin' cab.

(Chorus)
Petit Poo Remover, with your magic touch,
You’ve changed the game, oh so much.
No more wrinkled noses, or guests who flee,
Thanks to you, it’s fresh as can be.

(Bridge)
Under the starry skies, by the campfire’s glow,
I tip my hat, letting my gratitude show.
For in this wild west, where challenges loom,
Petit Poo Remover, you're a rose in full bloom.

(Verse 3)
So if you’re out there, feeling the despair,
Of pesky odors lingering in the air.
Fear not, my friend, for the solution’s clear,
Petit Poo Remover, the hero we hold dear.

(Chorus)
Petit Poo Remover, you’re the talk of the town,
Turned my ranch around, wearing the crown.
With every spray, troubles melt away,
Petit Poo Remover, you’re here to stay.

(Outro)
In the land of the brave, and the home of the free,
There’s a bottle that stands, for all to see.
With a promise to clear, what once was a bummer,
Here’s to you, Petit Poo Remover, the ultimate summer.